Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
Laugh of the Day ~ Sorry for throwing scissors at you
Author: Zachary
Age: 8
Brotherly love? "My son wrote this note as an apology when he was 8-years-old. My sons are all in their 20's now, and we had a good laugh when we found this in the garage last week," mom explained.
Sorry not sorry: There's just something about little boys and (non-)apologies, apparently.
Mom explained further stating that "Obviously we spoke to Zachary about not throwing scissors, having to write an apology note was only one small part of the discipline. This is his first draft which is hilarious now, but at the time unacceptable. He rewrote the note as well as completing many other disciplinary tasks. He was only 8, he was upset, and he threw the thing closest to him which unfortunately was a pair of scissors. It could have just as easily been a book or pillow. Ben was not stabbed or seriously injured, they just hit with a thud. Everyone is fine. They are all grown men and very close. This note was found 13 years after the fact and they had a big laugh."
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Love Your Imperfections In 2014 ~ Just Like These Adorable Guys!
It's finally 2014, and you're feeling seriously motivated to make some major life improvements.
You've imagined a year full of weight loss, wisdom, and sticking to a budget. Hours before the clock strikes midnight, imagining your new and improved self makes you feel kind of like this guy:
But alas, new year's morning rolls around, and you're lying in bed with a hangover. You spend your days ruing the resolutions that never got off the ground. But you know what? That's OK.
These animals will teach you to love yourself.. NO MATTER WHAT.
You'll aim to eat healthier, but sometimes the sight of a fruit will make you want to cry.
There ain't nothin' wrong with indulging every once in awhile -- right, little squirrel?
You'll try and get your exercise in. You'll work those muscles.
But if you want to sit on the couch one day, gosh darnit, sit on the couch. Who did a few extra rolls ever hurt, anyway? Not this guy.
Maybe you want to be the type of person that makes new friends this year. That's cool.
But feel free to just love up on your old friends all year long, too.
Or you've decided to be brave and venture outside your comfort zone.
But being brave isn't always fun. So sometimes all you'll want is your favorite blankie.
The point is, January 1st is a great time to set goals for yourself. Everybody can use some improvement. (Except for maybe this kitten. He's pretty perfect.)
So if you only make one change this year, let it be this: Learn to love your imperfections.
Happy New Year!
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